A Penny for the Guy

As a child in Scotland, I remember being very excited every November for Bonfire Night.  We would have an enormous bonfire half way down my Gran’s street, there were sparklers and we got to stay out after dark.  It seemed like midnight, but it was likely 6:30, as the sun goes down very early at that time of year.  We never really knew why this event was taking place and being 5 years old it’s probably best we didn’t.  Here is a little history and why we “Remember, Remember the 5th of November” . . .

Guy Fawkes Night, also known as Guy Fawkes DayBonfire Night and Fireworks Night, is an annual commemoration observed on 5 November, primarily in the United Kingdom. Its history begins with the events of 5 November 1605 O.S., when Guy Fawkes, a member of the Gunpowder Plot, was arrested while guarding explosives the plotters had placed beneath the House of Lords. Celebrating the fact that King James I had survived the attempt on his life, people lit bonfires around London; and months later, the introduction of the Observance of 5th November Act enforced an annual public day of thanksgiving for the plot’s failure.

Within a few decades Gunpowder Treason Day, as it was known, became the predominant English state commemoration, but as it carried strong Protestant religious overtones it also became a focus for anti-Catholic sentimentPuritans delivered sermons regarding the perceived dangers of popery, while during increasingly raucous celebrations common folk burnt effigies of popular hate-figures, such as the pope. Towards the end of the 18th century reports appear of children begging for money with effigies of Guy Fawkes and 5 November gradually became known as Guy Fawkes Day. Towns such as Lewes and Guildford were in the 19th century scenes of increasingly violent class-based confrontations, fostering traditions those towns celebrate still, albeit peaceably. In the 1850s changing attitudes resulted in the toning down of much of the day’s anti-Catholic rhetoric, and the Observance of 5th November Act was repealed in 1859. Eventually the violence was dealt with, and by the 20th century Guy Fawkes Day had become an enjoyable social commemoration, although lacking much of its original focus. The present-day Guy Fawkes Night is usually celebrated at large organised events, centred on a bonfire and extravagant firework displays.

Read more:

Guy Fawkes Night – Wikipedia

Burns Night Toasts

Happy Birthday to Robert Burns, Scotland’s National Poet.  Many of us have heard the

Louise & Robert celebrating Burns Night at Nicholson’s covid style

Address to a Haggis, but how much did you understand?  Our own, Robert Reid put his translation together, we hope you will enjoy it along with a few other poems to complete your celebrations!

ADDRESS TO A HAGGIS

Fair and full is your honest, jolly face
Great chieftain of the puddin race
Above them all you take your place
Above stomach, tripe or intestine
You’re well worthy of a grace
As long as my arm

The overloaded serving tray, you fill
You are piled up high like a distant hill
Your hardy form could be used to fix a mill
In time o’need
While through your pours, your juices do drip
Like liquid gold!

After sharpening up his serving knife bright
& cut you up with the greatest of skill
Slicing you open, your juicy innards do spill
Like a well dug ditch
And there O what a glorious sight!
Warm, reekin & rich!

Then spoonful after spoonful, they eagerly devour
The devil will not be left a scrap!
They eat & eat & eat & eat
Until all their bellies are fully stretched
Like the tightly strung skin of a snare drum
Then exclaims the Guildsman, who’s about to burst
Thank Ye Lord!

Is there a soul who would rather a French ragout
Or a Spanish dish that would make a sow sick
Or a French white stew that would make the same sow spew!
He would look down with a sneering, scornful eye on a dish of haggis

Poor devil! See him over his pitiful bowl of slop
His body thin like a withered rush
His skinny legs, would make a good riding crop
His wee hand can only clench a flee
He cannot cross a flooded stream, or field
What Man could be so unfit!

But see the healthy Haggis fed Lad
The earth trembles under his step
Put a sword into his hand
He’ll make it whistle!
And legs & arm & heads with fall
Like the tops off the thistle

Your nutrients that you give mankind & keep us fed & full of health
Auld Scotland wishes no watery, wimpy eats
That splashes about in wee wooden bowls
But if you wish to give her grace
GIVE HER HAGGIS!

—TO THE HAGGIS!!

You can check out the original poem by Burns by following this link: Original – Address to a Haggis

And one for after your supper!

Oh sleekit horrible beestie,lurks in yer belly after the feastie
As ye sit doon wae yer kin,there starts to stir an enormous yin,
the neeps and tatties an mushy peas,stert working like a gentle breeze,
But soon the puddin wae the sonsie face,will hae ye blowin awe ower the place.
Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair,tae try and stop the leaking air
shift yerself fae cheek tae cheek,and pray tae god it disnae reek.
But awe yer efforts gan a asunder,oot it comes like a clap o thunder
ricochets aroon the room,michty me a sonic boom,
WIS HIM! i shout with accusin glower,alas to late!hes just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare,a dinny feel welcome anymare.
Where e’re ye be,let yer wind gan free,sounds like just the job for me.
Oh what a fuss at rabbies party.a ower the sake o wan wee farty.

Celebrate National Tartan Day

Celebrate National Tartan Day and show your love for all things Scottish! Scottie dogs, kilts, haggis, Highlander, “Outlander,” Walkers Shortbread – gather your favorite things with Scottish heritage on April 6th. With an entire day dedicated to honor people past and present with roots in Scotland, there are a number of ways to celebrate through food, Highland dancing, and bagpipe performances.

Tartan Day Origins

Tartan Day is observed annually on April 6th. This date is significant in Scottish history as it’s the date the Declaration of Arbroath was signed. The Declaration of Arbroath was signed in 1320, which declared Scotland’s independence from England. (It inspired the United States’ Declaration of Independence more than four centuries later.) The United States first declared National Tartan Day in 1998 to “recognize the outstanding achievements and contributions made by Scottish Americans to the United States.” The Senate recognized that nearly half of the signatures on the Declaration of Independence were from individuals with Scottish descent.

Tartan Day Celebrations

Today National Tartan Day is celebrated across the U.S. through parades, Highland dancing, bagpipe performances, genealogy discussions, Scottish food buffets and demonstrations, and relate celebrations. More than a day is devoted to the celebration in New York City. New York Tartan Week boasts a parade, a dog competition (Scotties and Westies), theatrical performances, and more. Similar events occur around the country.

NEW YORK-Members of the U.S. Coast Guard Pipe Band march up Fifth Avenue in the 250th St. Patrick’s Day Parade, March 17, 2010. Photo by Petty Officer Seth Johnson

“Outlander” fans, rejoice again! This year Glasgow-born actor Tommy Flanagan is the Grand Marshal of the New York Tartan Day Parade, which draws thousands of marchers. In past years, “Outlander” actors Sam Heughan and Graham McTavish, Academy Award-winning actors Cliff Robertson and Sean Connery, and actor Alan Cumming are among the many notable individuals who have separately held the coveted role. In 2005, the 13th century sword of Scottish knight William Wallace made an appearance at the festivities. Next year is the 20th Anniversary of New York’s Tartan Day Parade, so expect special celebrations then!

Celebrate Scottish Heritage

Whether you’re attending a formal event locally, traveling to one of the big celebrations, or simply settling down with a cozy cup of tea and some shortbread to observe the holiday quietly – let us know how you’re celebrating National Tartan Day.

Walkers Shortbread:
https://us.walkersshortbread.com/blog/article/celebrate-national-tartan-day/

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